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Look at that touch screen, it’s so sensitive. The slightest touch can make your i-wood go, Go, GO! Try it. Go “beep, boop, beep” while touching your i-wood and see the technology work for you. Now touch it harder, it likes it. You know you want to. Touch Touch Touch Touch... there that’s it... okay good now get out of here the i-wood is done with you.