i-wood with blazing 3B technology

Size
Height: 4.5 inches
Width: 3 inches
Depth: .25 inches

Color
Natural Bamboo - side cut

Materials
Body: Plyboo® Bamboo Plywood
Ink: Speedball Water Based Ink
Packaging: BioDegradable Clear Bags
Inner Works: Awesomeness and Class

External Buttons and Controls

Display
3.5 inch (diagonal) Tactile Touch Display
Totally High Resolution, seriously
Splinter Technology

Enviornmental Statement
The all new i-wood 3B is designed with the environment in mind. The body is made of sustainable bamboo plywood, we use only water-based inks and also use EarthFirst Bio Degradable bags. So now not only will you be able to show up those jerks with their metal and plastic devices, you can look 100% environmental and smug while you do it.

System Requirements
Computer with a 1.21 Gigawatt Flux Capacitor
USB 2.0 port

Power and Battery
Battery: Rechargable gyroscope battery
Talk time: Up to 1 million hours
Standby time: i-wood stands by for no man

Sensors
Accelerometer
Proximity Sensor
Light Sensor
Infared Sensor
Sensor Sensor for Sensing Sensors
Sensi Sensor

Operation Requirements
Operating temperature: −273.15 °C to 390°C
Maximum operating altitude: 100,000,000 ft
Humidity: 0% - 100% noncondensing